OK, not really, but I finally tracked down the solution to an annoying computer problem that I'd been having, namely that iPhoto flat-out refused to print, but in a really weird way.  It would spool the job to the printer, the job would appear in the "completed jobs" list, but the pictures would never actually get printed.  I knew the problem was iPhoto and not the printer because 1) I can always print from other apps and 2) if I queued up 2 jobs (the first iPhoto, the second something else), only the second job would print but both would show up as "completed".   So today I finally got myself organized enough to go through the support forums at apple.com and found a description of a similar problem.  The solution?  Delete the iPhoto preferences file.  Boom!  Works like a charm now.  Yay!