Passover: The Drinking Game

For an enjoyable Seder, the following rules are a must:

1. Every glass of wine must be at least 3.3 oz (98 cc's per Kosherquest.org).
   
2. For the first two cups of wine, you must lean to the left. If you fail to lean to the left, you must re-drink without saying the prayer. (Also according to Kosherquest.)
   
3. Every time Pharaoh is mentioned, drink.
   
4. Every time Abraham is mentioned, drink.
   
5. Every time the number "4" is mentioned, drink.
   
6. Every time anything on the Seder plate (maror - bitter herbs, haroset - yummy sweet stuff, zeroa - roasted lamb, betzah - boiled egg, karpas - pasley) is mentioned, drink.
   
7. Every time the Afikomen is mentioned, drink.
   
8. Every time Elijah is mentioned, drink.
   
9. Every time your name is mentioned, drink (bonus drinks for those with Old Testament names!)
   
10. If you're drinking Maneschewitz, you must chug.
    
11. If you're using Maneschewitz Jello shots instead of wine, each shot must contain at least 3.3 oz of wine.
    

And finally,

• Every time Moses is mentioned, finish the bottle.*
  

It's a good thing we don't believe in hell.

*Moses is never actually mentioned by name in the Hagaddah. If you Hagaddah does mention his name, have a happy seder!