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From Not Always Right (blame chrisilin for THAT addiction...)

They’re Starting To Catch On

RETAIL | ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA

Customer: “I thought I should let you guys know your phone isn’t working.”

Me: “OK - are you sure you’ve been dialing the correct number?”

Customer: “Yes, I’ve been trying 0800-2100 all week, and it never goes through.”

Me: “…0800-2100? That’s not our number - our number is ****. If you don’t mind me asking, where did you get 0800-2100 from?”

Customer: “Right there, on your door.” *points*

Me: “Sir, that’s not a phone number…those are our business hours.”

Customer: “I’m going to see this on NotAlwaysRight.com, aren’t I?”

Me: “Yes… yes you will. Have a nice day!”

(http://notalwaysright.com/theyre-starting-to-catch-on/1596)

Go. Read. (No noise, no NSFW pictures, but some textual language.)

Jewish Christmas
(thanks to

splagxna for the link)

Will Ferrell comes to online video... NSFW for language. Also, don't watch if you're offended by foul-mouthed toddlers. :^)

And I had to share it with all of you, because it broke me like I've never ever been broken before.

Richard Simmons on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Audio probably ok, video completely and 100% NSFW. (Though, oddly, safe for broadcast on ABC Family, so you be the judge.)

I don't know why it took me so long to start reading Dooce, but it did. And today she posted some of the funniest video I've ever seen (totally work safe, unless your work finds dogs with spaghetti on their heads offensive).