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• 22:03 oh good, my worst paranoid delusions turned out to be just that. #

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Oh, and the punchline...

We found the e-mail address for the local Stanley Steemer franchise owner and wrote a lovely letter detailing the problems and explaining that we would be complaining to the BBB about the whole thing.

And steemer.com rejected it because it looked like spam.

SPAMMITY SPAM!!!!!!!!!!