Why Jews are Crazy

[sarahmichelef]

Kosherquest.org should be enough of an illustration for you.

See, we were trying to plan our menu for seder tomorrow night, and K was wondering why I had nixed a carrot dish that had wheat germ and oatmeal in it. She did a little creative googling, and found the person we are now calling Crazy Jewish Man. (Here's the Passover guide.)

(This site has been amusing us for a good couple of hours now.)

baronessmartha, just for you, midshipman (which apparently is a kind of fish) is NOT kosher. Jewfish, however, is.

Stay tuned for Passover: the drinking game. (To be developed tomorrow night as we all drink our four at least 3.3 oz glasses of wine, during which M & T & B will all lean to the left, lest they have to go back and start over, without the Brocha.)

Comments

[ellid.livejournal.com]

That web site - ! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! It burns! It burns!

*clears throat*


And before I forget, Happy Passover, and may TRex learn to eat her horseradish in a nice Hillel sandwich instead of taking a quarter-sized heap on a piece of matzoh and shoving it in her mouth the way this silly little shikseh did back in 1975. My late mother, damn her eyes), laughed and told me that I looked exactly like Wile E. Coyote about the time the Road Runner set off the dynamite under his feet.....

[marajade648.livejournal.com]

But its good that way! You can add to salt water with tears!