Apparently all of my comedy is reserved for the WW boards lately...

[sarahmichelef]

(well, except my comment on dreda's post yesterday... I was pretty proud of that one...)

Someone posted how they didn't eat either their annoying co-worker OR chocolate during a stressful day...  my response:

See, the problem is, there isn't an entry in the points tracker for "human flesh" (I checked), so you'd have to guess at the points. Is pork the most comparable meat? They always use pigs as substitutes for human bodies on CSI and Mythbusters, so we'll go with that.

But then you have to take into account the relatively lean/fattiness of the meat too. And is it boneless/skinless, or bone-in, skin on?

It's just too hard to count the points for cannibalism - exercise is less effort.

:^P

Comments

[dreda.livejournal.com]

I would agree - I nearly snarfed my tea. ;)

[helwen.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks for sharing.

[sprirtwolf.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha

Points / Props for sounding serious about it!